Sunday, August 20, 2006

Wind Damage

Sadly, this could happen to YOU!

Never face strong breezes directly -- or, if you must, wear US Government Authorized Anti-Breeze Panties.

Total protection is only achieved through eternal vigilance and strict adherence to the Jack Daniels code of high-speed driving safety.

Above all: If a strong wind hits you, DO NOT TURN THE OTHER CHEEK!



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