At last, for YOU! Vital FREE Manuals!

Choose from the top ten and learn HOW TO:

1. Host a Work-Related Lynching without farting,

2. Apply Black-and-white Makeup for Your Autopsy,

3. Organize a tasteful body-parts jumble sale,

4. Choose Proper Bullet-proof Lingerie for a School Shootout,

5. Dress a US President for a speech he must recite all by himself,

6. Wear the Right Combat Boots for a Formal Springtime Execution,

7. Pronoun the word “Nuclear” as if you were Literate,

8. Count up to 10 when you attempt to list “Ten” Items.

Order your manual NOW, while we still have none in stock!