Our research team has discovered, once and for all, that the Ultra-Secret Jewish Society with Mel Gibson as one of its most famous members remains ultra-secret -- to the point where the entire research team is just about ready to throw in the towel and admit that the Society may not actually exist.
There is some doubt, also, that Mel Gibson does not exist either.
So the prevailing wisdom is that it would be best to have some blintzes with sour cream, hit church on Sunday if it helps you, and, if you are a member of the not-so-secret Muscleman Society, take it easy and be nice to people.
That's it for now.
Relieved?
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