“Crazy Joe” Yanker, champion dentist recently went nuts: He put braces on his dead mother-in-law, ruining her grave while he dug in. Now he’s been acting up again:
Yesterday, he ripped a gigantic alligator away from all its teeth. Seems he went kind of berserk with laughing gas before the appointment.
Result: The alligator can only mumble now, but, to be honest, it couldn’t articulate all that well even before the operation.
There ought to be a law against Dentists like Yanker! Not just Constitutional stuff that can be over-ruled by any President who can read kiddie books, but REAL laws – laws with teeth!
Agreed?
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