Now it’s illegal to sleep further than 500 feet from urine or feces in Poohville.
A new law makes it illegal to “knowingly establish” sleeping quarters away from defecation “deposits” unless you’re a federal illegal wiretapper. The law was passed unanimously by King George W Bush (no relation to Presidents not having the same name).
The King explained the law to his keepers in a speech he recited all by himself.
Civilian rights guys said the ordinance target limo-less federal officials or those won’t accept the apologies of friends they’ve shot.
“I don’t know how on earth a cop would determine if someone’s knowingly dozed off too far from urine or feces.” wailed Lee Snore, local pooper-scooper.
City officials say the ordinances are aimed at getting federal officials out of their limos and into city parks and garbage dumps.
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