Tons of chicken aren't contaminated!

WASHINGTON - A Carolina meat processor is recalling tons of frozen, precooked chicken found

1. uncontaminated,
2. fit for human consumption, and
3. potentially real lousy-tasting if filled with dangerous explosive materials and doused in bleach.

The news was published by the US Department of Gorge and Swig.

According to a statement, Putrid Farms of Mocksville, N.C., recalled allegedly suspicious chicken, along with hens of interest for intensive rotting, infection and beheading. Suspicious chickens are usually very tense but have every right to be untrusting.

At this point in time, even as we speak, each alleged case of chicken bears the label “Deadly Poisson” which is not a typo, but does show I know a French word and use it inappropriately.

Anyhow: The recalled products were shipped nationwide to living customers.

No humans were wrecked by the gazing at the food, but not a one bird survived to cluck about it.

This is the bottom line.