Sunday, August 27, 2006

Essential Tips for Life

80% of the best writers come from cold regions; the rest wish they’d go back up there and freeze.

90% of zilch, all other things being equal, is nothing; it would still be nothing even if all other things weren’t equal.

A bird killed in flight, all other things being equal, tends to descend not only each and every, but all and only one time.

A body at rest tends to remain at rest until just after it tries to sleep.

A chunk of nothing is nothing, irrespective its previous or future size.


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