A key President died at his desk in the White House.
As luck would have it, the event went unnoticed by staff and Secret Service guard for two terms, according to Fox News, following its well-known news policies.
White house staffers assumed the man was “silently poring over an intern” or a Secretary of State time, his pressed-secretary claimed.
“He worked alone a lot —knitting wicker condoms, practicing his elocution tongue- and thought-twisters, and spiffying-up for his impeachment,” she explained. Those having lunch with him were long-accustomed to his disappearances deep into his soup bowl during lunch, so they were somewhat surprised when, 8 years later, they were informed of his death and that he hadn’t taken a shower the whole while.
Bookies say his chances of re-election are slim unless he can find a post-mortem deodorant with real staying power.
The country of which he was President has not yet been iidentified.
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That's funny!
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