Don’t settle for being baggy-bellied and buffoon-like if, just as easily, you could be a flea-bitten barnacle.
Don’t settle for being canker-covered and dizzy-headed if, just as easily, you could be a disease-infested cockroach.
Don’t settle for being drool-mouthed and hunchback-kicking if, just as easily, you could be a blubber-bellied fart-burner.
Don’t settle for being maggot-headed and puny if, just as easily, you could be an oyster-slippery germ.
Don’t settle for being an idiotic dork if, just as easily, you could be a snot-slurping goat.
Don’t settle for being beetle-hearted and butt-brained if, just as easily, you could be a bug-eating sow.
Don’t settle for being cripple-killing and fish-brained if, just as easily, you could be a dizzy-thinking hedge-hog.
Don’t settle for being pig-bristled and slant-mouthed if, just as easily, you could be a reeking-footed lout.
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