Friday, May 19, 2006

Heretofore unknown proverbs from the James King Bible

He that desireth prosperity, with the help of the LORD shall find it easy as falling into duck soup or pie.

He who putteth all his eggs in one basket, if that basket be blessed by the Lord, shall, in the fullness of time, make out like a bandit.

He that seeketh the easy way out or cheap shortcuts may make out real good in the short run, but, in the long run will end up paying through dear nostrils.

He that attempteth and carry-outeth unsafe intersexual activity without the blessing of the Lord, even should he have half the sense of a goat, should prepare himself for big time medical bills.

Whosoever fails to hit the books, unless he cheateth with supreme cunning, surely as the sun riseth, flunketh.

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