HOW TO
- Re-launch fiery matzo balls that have landed near you during meteor showers
- Pass on to your friends what talking fish confess to you on the way to your psychiatric ward
- Organize your personal collection of pornographic insect songs
- Fortify your defenses against phantom ships and flying liquids or sounds
- Recognize phantom submarines as they submerge under your driveway or bedroom ceiling
- Use your U-curve telescope to hear phantom music and see deeper into your nasal passages
- Tap into your hidden wellsprings of despair
- Unleash the rampaging moron within you
- Avoid the taxman through self-immolation
- Befriend coy lepers without being obvious
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