Lighter-than-air dumbells
Originally uploaded by qwurky.
I secured these in the DOWN position manipulating a powerful magnet below using my TOTALLY NUDE hands and tenderly caressing my affection-starved kneecaps all the while.
These dumbells work absolutely great; each one has the lifting-power of the Goodyear Blimp, and the strength you need to hold them DOWN is 33% more efficient for building biceps and grotesque umbilical ruptures!
The photo of my belly-button will be online soon -- but only to selected MATURE viewers!
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