Monday, June 11, 2007

Impractical definitions for use with the mentally-strange

Here they are (in part one, at least) against all popular demand!

A guy who hasn’t been castrated is ridiculous; one who hasn’t is – of course! - dickulous; the second time he’s deschlonged, the appropriate term is redickulous.

Abandung-when you leave shit behind you.

Alcoholiday vacation with Jack Daniels.

Abnoxious - a person obsessed to a disgusting extreme with having a flat belly

Alcoholitry – worship of booze!

Awakend – Saturday and Sunday w/o sleep

Awed-atorium — place where you experience thrills with others.

Baloaney-what a financially irresponsible person gives/tells the banker

Anal burps — upscale farts

Arraignstorm – being charged with lots of infractionsbacronym

Balonley - a naked cold cut between two slices of nude bread

Attricktive –what sneaky people try to seduce the opposite sex by being


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