Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Earth’s totally greatest spectacle – and I don’t mean eyeglasses!

I saw this ad for a special show somewhere that’s playing sometime in the near past – but I’m not sure it’s worth returning from, much less going to.

Check out these titles from the poster I happened to write:

* See the jiggling teeth of redhead in vicious, toe-shattering action!

* Thrill to the sight of elephantine-eared Homeland Security blonde gardening in her kitchen toilet!

* Hear for yourself the whine of a natural two-toed secretary pinching her pointy buttocks!

* Delight to the amateur human from Poland who removes a maple-flavored thimble and shows around a minty belly-button!

* Jump-start your sex-juice secretions witnessing blonde teen showing-off her shark-like natural teeth and furry nasal passages!

*Feast your ears on the glassy-eyed brunette in transparent, high-heeled combat boots who exposes her marvelous aluminum foil teeth!

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