Plans are on hold until “The Decider” decides over which country this would be suitable. “The Decider”, since he is the one who decides, will decide exactly how much freedom and liberty this plan would provide to those killed.
American intelligence has set up a “pig committee” to potty-train the animals (the pigs, not the chiefs!) not dump where it would be politically excremental.
Right Wing media Leaks reveal a vital CIA warning: “Pig research won’t stand still; if we don’t experiment, other powers will – and they (The Bad People) may not be liberty-and-freedom-loving nor directly in touch with God.”
Another CIA proposal is to train pigs to fly into enemy searchlights and pooh upon them in vast amounts.
Meanwhile, pig experts (technically called “piggists”) suggest a “german warfare agent” could be used – or maybe something that’s taboo, like boogers.
Possible bottleneck: At the moment, pigs can't fly.
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