Monday, June 05, 2006

The Mysterious Sweeping Icon

Details hardly matter when you hear about the Miraculous Sweeping Icon, Our Lady of ZIP code 16551. She performs her miracles at the local synagogue whether Rabbi Schnit is there or not.

Example: A man brought holy bread (Levy’s Real Jewish Rye) to the synagogue every week. At first he arrived looking great and not just running but practically dashing fro and to.

A couple days later, instead of putting on the speed, he was sauntering.

Soon after, seemingly without effort, he took to a wheelchair. And now? After visiting, marveling at and making offerings to the Sweeping Icon, he’s hospitalized in a deep coma.

In fact, it was such a deep coma that, with his circumcision, doctors threw in a free autopsy!

Believers and normal people alike in ZIP code 16551 are truly blessed!

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