How to handle your Moody Tangled-up Vertebrae -- Or Just About Any Other Bad-thing

It’s the bombshell everyone dreads—finding out that you have Moody Tangled-up Vertebrae (MTV)!

It happens like this: The doctor calls and asks to "chat" about your test results. You figure it might be that your punctuation-error screening test turned out positive. Or your buttered-popcorn level has skyrocketed downward. Or your earlobe flipping tests show fatal lobe-brittleness.

But no: Cruelly, without warning or, like a screw out of the blue, you find you’re battling MTV.

What happens next—especially if you’re a senseless klutz or a chronic farter?

That depends partly the diagnosis: An exploding kneecap scare brings one set of challenges, but a Vesuvius-sized brain-pimple is a whole other story.

FACT: there are basic steps all patients should take, no matter what the problem.

Yes! Roughly 100% of the experts say: FACE YOUR PROBLEM SQUARELY OR AT LEAST SORT OF RECTANGULARLY.

To these experts, we say: PIFFLE AND TRIPLE-PIFFLE!

The One True Way to face MTV, we say, is: with EYELIDS SCREWED TIGHT, RIGHT UP TO THE RIMS AND EVEN ABOVE THE RIMS!

From moody, twisty vertebrae to pouting, rebellious adenoids, or any of the other nasty slings or arrows that outrageous fortune dumps on you, the solution to your trial is definitive denial!