Smooch practice -- which they clearly need!

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Topless girl showering at the beach somewhat like Megan Fox or Mindy Vega

I don't usually notice shower-poles like this, but, observing how smooth it is and how conveniently-located, it was hard to miss.

Although the girl -- in fact both of them in the photo -- forgot their tops, the view is, to me, quite acceptable, from the beach-bum's point of view.

What do you think?

Neighbors, creating word-pix of hot chicks

Neighbors, creating word-pix of hot chicks
Originally uploaded by qwurky.

Just guessing, but I guess they 're running over the finer points of girls in bikinis without any clothes on -- a very common subject among boys this age.

Or maybe they're talking about what they see through the back of their heads, up behind them: me, behind my Nikon!

We may never know!

(And we surely don't care!)

Beating the blues into a pulpy mush!

Beating the blues into a pulpy mush!
Originally uploaded by qwurky.

Don't let your moods boss you around!

Remember, any time you're feeling too upbeat, a little concentration on the economy, how fast your aging and the crappy low-lifes all around you -- and you can just grab you feelings by the bootstraps and tug them straight down!

Start TODAY, even though, of course, it's far too late!

Uploaded by qwurky on 16 Mar 08, 8.42AM CET.

Green Swirl

Green Swirl
Originally uploaded by qwurky.

If you unswirl this right, doing everything very, very carefully, you'll have something even less worthwhile than what I already posted.

Don't bother. Pretend you're a real young kid and that just a plain, old stupid dumb green spiral is fun.

To me - or the little kid inside me who often runs the show - this little bit of playing around is a pleasure, simple, but true.

That's all for now, folks!

Topless girl showering at the beach somewhat like Scarlett Johansen

Topless girl showering at the beach somewhat like Laure Manaudou
Originally uploaded by qwurky.

I don't usually notice shower-poles like this, but, observing how smooth it is and how conveniently-located, it was hard to miss.

Although the girl -- in fact both of them in the photo -- forgot their tops, the view is, to me, quite acceptable, from the beach-bum's point of view.

What do you think?