tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-277314682024-03-07T08:22:35.881+01:00Qwurky!My blog: photos I took in Barcelona, with misleading titles and tags.
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My blog contains nothing remotely worthwhile; Don't expect fulfillment or chuckles.Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10413980712880728173noreply@blogger.comBlogger213125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27731468.post-43106460347808780302014-12-17T20:10:00.000+01:002014-12-17T20:10:32.957+01:00<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<br />Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10413980712880728173noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27731468.post-83261929643368582132014-10-10T12:45:00.000+02:002014-11-15T11:56:19.807+01:00Jockstrap facts and tips in a nutshell!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10413980712880728173noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27731468.post-41524364638856437672014-05-17T12:16:00.000+02:002014-11-15T12:05:35.030+01:00A new, new, new type of tap dancer!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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If there was any dancer who could REALLY be dubbed "tip-top" -- or would that be "tip-TAP"? -- she's it -- especially when she switches the rubber tips of her crutches for big-time professional orchestral CYMBALS!Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10413980712880728173noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27731468.post-26989509804222810832014-04-27T16:45:00.001+02:002014-04-27T16:45:06.971+02:00<h2>
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A bird killed in flight, all other things being equal, tends to descend not only each and every, but all and only one time.Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10413980712880728173noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27731468.post-32973299660592629892013-09-04T10:47:00.001+02:002015-01-10T20:15:24.684+01:00Can you face YOUR problems without resorting to tattoos?<div style="margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;">
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What you see here may be the modern version of the ostrich<br />
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From my apartment, there's a great view of not only the pool, but of the deck chairs and, sunning themselves toplessly, female personnel! <br />
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Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10413980712880728173noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27731468.post-85016122252895296252013-08-27T18:53:00.001+02:002014-12-17T20:41:28.900+01:00Fashion trend-setter!<div style="margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;">
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Could YOU EVER match the elegance and sheer ZAP of this man's fashion sense?<br />
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Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10413980712880728173noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27731468.post-26090840019783181322013-08-26T10:41:00.000+02:002013-08-26T10:41:21.364+02:00Pink toenails and glossy knees! Yummy!<div style="text-align: center;">
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Although bus tickets now cost a fortune, if you truly appreciate pink toenails, that fortune seems seems really cheap!<br />
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<br />Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10413980712880728173noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27731468.post-35781644332372993912011-10-14T18:40:00.000+02:002011-10-14T18:41:36.048+02:00An observationAlexander Hamilton started the US Treasure with a balance of nothing. <br />I wonder: <br />will it ever get that high again?Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10413980712880728173noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27731468.post-15285666444456849222010-03-22T18:48:00.003+01:002010-03-22T18:51:52.518+01:00Getting OUT of a slump is easy compared to PERFECTING the slump you've got!<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ySbaWVvHmK4/S6etZ4vJxHI/AAAAAAAAFww/fHNfHObN89c/s1600-h/DSC_0569.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; float: right; clear: both;" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ySbaWVvHmK4/S6etZ4vJxHI/AAAAAAAAFww/fHNfHObN89c/s400/DSC_0569.JPG" border="0" /></a> If you're going to slump, DO IT RIGHT: scrunch down deep in yourself until there isn't a straight place anywhere in your body!<br /><br />Study the photo and learn!<br /><br />(Are you forgetting to slump AT THIS VERY MOMENT?<br /><br />Yes?<br /><br />Then start thinking BENT!)<br /><br />When?<br /><br />NOW or IMMEDIATELY -- whichever comes first!<br /><div style="clear: both; text-align: right;"><a href="http://picasa.google.com/blogger/" target="ext"><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif" alt="Posted by Picasa" style="border: 0px none; padding: 0px; background: none repeat scroll 0% 50% transparent;" align="middle" border="0" /></a></div>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10413980712880728173noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27731468.post-38737190535706657152010-03-22T18:40:00.001+01:002010-03-22T18:43:30.016+01:00No excess slimness!<div style="text-align: center; margin: 0px auto 10px;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ySbaWVvHmK4/S6erk0RvWNI/AAAAAAAAFwo/I6-f-ShCtqY/s1600-h/Cellphone+man+in+red+shirt.jpg"><img alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ySbaWVvHmK4/S6erk0RvWNI/AAAAAAAAFwo/I6-f-ShCtqY/s400/Cellphone+man+in+red+shirt.jpg" border="0" /></a> </div><div style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><a href="http://picasa.google.com/blogger/" target="ext"><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif" alt="Posted by Picasa" style="border: 0px none; padding: 0px; background: none repeat scroll 0% 50% transparent;" align="middle" border="0" /> Sometimes you get so slim, with such defined abs and stuff, that your muscles have their own muscles and everyone's looking at you all the time!</a><br /><br />Play it safe: get old and EAT TOO MUCH!<br /></div>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10413980712880728173noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27731468.post-34293254233510279882010-03-21T20:38:00.004+01:002015-01-27T18:59:58.541+01:00Why are they both barefoot?<div style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
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(Of course it would be REALLY strange if the guy was barefoot and thought I was a seagull wearing combat boots -- but we're still on earth, not Pluto, so enjoy the fact that you can go around your kitchen naked-footed and nuts -- until your partner gets back home!)</div>
Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10413980712880728173noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27731468.post-1224968650738746782010-03-21T20:05:00.006+01:002010-03-22T15:47:52.918+01:00Looks aren't everything!<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ySbaWVvHmK4/S6ZuJ0NxgLI/AAAAAAAAFtw/b1g-Ko7SyA8/s1600-h/The+lips.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: left; clear: both;" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ySbaWVvHmK4/S6ZuJ0NxgLI/AAAAAAAAFtw/b1g-Ko7SyA8/s400/The+lips.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://picasa.google.com/blogger/" target="ext">Are they??<img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif" alt="Posted by Picasa" style="border: 0px none; padding: 0px; background: none repeat scroll 0% 50% transparent;" align="middle" border="0" /></a></div></div>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10413980712880728173noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27731468.post-29554245406973692012010-03-21T19:46:00.002+01:002010-03-21T19:55:47.342+01:00How to steal really BIG dinnerplates!<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.ipernity.com/doc/80210/7603953"><img src="http://u1.ipernity.com/14/39/53/7603953.f5c7d078.560.jpg" alt="Swiping a giant dinner-plate?" border="0" height="560" width="451" /></a></div>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10413980712880728173noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27731468.post-1148966410309976532010-03-19T07:17:00.000+01:002010-03-20T04:09:13.918+01:00A girl speaks her mind about celibacy<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.ipernity.com/doc/80210/3972218"><img src="http://u1.ipernity.com/9/22/18/3972218.c2f65ac0.560.jpg" alt="Brooding on a bench by the beach" border="0" height="560" width="376" /></a><br /></div><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:courier new;" >Maybe it's just me, but I prefer to wait until after I'm married to go celibate. Yes, it has a lot to do with my Christian faith and with respect I'll demand from my future husband -- and for myself.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:courier new;" > I'd much rather have my husband know that I stay pure during marriage, at least in relation to him.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:courier new;" > I get a lot of praise and a lot of criticism, but mostly people don't give a hoot what I do -- though I'm </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:courier new;" >positive </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:courier new;" >my husband will!</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:courier new;" > Some people say I should give celibacy a try before marriage; they compared it to trying out a new car.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-family:courier new;" > If you don't wait, great -- but I'll wait as long as I have to, right up until my wedding day -- and if I don't get married, then guess I'll be spending a lot of time on my back (or other mutually satisfying positions whatsoever that I can dream up.) </span>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10413980712880728173noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27731468.post-1148658236955252162010-03-18T17:38:00.001+01:002010-03-26T19:11:47.895+01:00The neighbors contemplate careers in politics<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.ipernity.com/doc/80210/4913679"><img src="http://u1.ipernity.com/11/36/79/4913679.5e878c0c.560.jpg" alt="Typical shot of my neighbor-ladies in repose" border="0" height="413" width="560" /></a><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2459/278/1600/Meditators%20across%20the%20street.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2459/278/320/Meditators%20across%20the%20street.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Honest politicians are rare.<br />The responsibilities are great.<br />How many really good men<br />are up to the task?<br /><br /><br /></div>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10413980712880728173noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27731468.post-1148539091414363752010-03-17T08:30:00.001+01:002010-03-22T15:53:38.245+01:00Relishing your Bogglement!<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.ipernity.com/doc/80210/5577425"><img src="http://u1.ipernity.com/12/74/25/5577425.e5b8e955.560.jpg" alt="Is this one of your problems?" border="0" height="560" width="435" /></a><br /></div><br /><p style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);" class="MsoNormal">Most of us slow down mentally as we age.<span style=""> </span>But there’s a world of difference between “just slowing down” and moving into Big League Bogglement – which is, of course, that huge stew of memory-loss, confusion and total muddle we all strive for.<br /></p> <p style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);" class="MsoNormal">The more questions below that you answer YES to, the better your chances of discarding your old life, <span style=""> </span>advancing into the bogglized one that I, personally, thrive in. The questions:<br /></p> <p style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <ul style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"><li>Look for signs of memory loss and language difficulties. Can you trash, dump and frazzle-up words, names of common objects such as your spouse, etc.?</li></ul> <p style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <ul style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"><li>Have you been forgetting ever-simpler math, for example - or do your old skills persist and resist?</li></ul> <p style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <ul style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"><li>Can you stay unfocussed on an easy-as-lying Dick and Jane conversation even when Jane is out to lunch?</li></ul> <p style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><span style=""> </span></p> <ul style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"><li>Can you act inappropriately as well as you used to?<span style=""> For example, can </span>you still wear your underpants on your head and your cap on your butt at weddings? </li></ul> <p style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <ul style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"><li>The boggled mind is the happy mind, and the royal road to bogglization is wide, short and toll-free!</li></ul> <p style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);" class="MsoNormal">Did you understand what you just read?<span style=""> </span>If not, you may be on the way to a delightful, fact-free, highly-boggle-ated inner life!<br /></p><p style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);" class="MsoNormal">Enjoy every moment!<br /></p>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10413980712880728173noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27731468.post-1148723934237473532010-03-16T11:56:00.000+01:002010-03-20T04:13:41.052+01:00I, and I alone, am to blame for the following insights:<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.ipernity.com/doc/80210/4390507"><img src="http://u1.ipernity.com/4/05/07/4390507.793fa2d8.560.jpg" alt="I WON'T lose my head!" border="0" height="451" width="560" /></a><br /></div><br /><p style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);" class="MsoNormal">If one thing is identical to another, <i style="">both</i> are identical.<o:p></o:p></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);" class="MsoNormal">Bottomlessness of glasses, cups and bottles is directly proportional to unfillability. <o:p></o:p></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);" class="MsoNormal">Never end a sentence<span style=""> </span>abrup<span style=""> </span><o:p></o:p></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><o:p> <a></a></o:p></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);" class="MsoNormal">Pure virgin filth is not substantially cleaner than old-fashioned dirt.<o:p></o:p></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);" class="MsoNormal">What post-mortem smiles lack in warm, they make up for in durability.<o:p></o:p></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);" class="MsoNormal">The funnier the jokes you make up, the more easily remembered by people who forget they heard them from you first.<o:p></o:p></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);" class="MsoNormal">The less absurd a politician’s promises, the less likely they’re believed.<o:p></o:p></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);" class="MsoNormal">The more aimless your path, the more likely you are to get where you don’t mind going.<o:p></o:p></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);" class="MsoNormal">The shortest distance between two points is another point.<o:p></o:p></p><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"> </span>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10413980712880728173noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27731468.post-1148819970619770452010-03-15T14:37:00.000+01:002010-03-20T04:14:08.455+01:00A Day to Forget<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.ipernity.com/doc/80210/7423606"><img src="http://u1.ipernity.com/14/36/06/7423606.92848f74.560.jpg" alt="Don't FEAR thirst; DROWN it!" border="0" height="560" width="424" /></a><br /></div><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);"><span style="">Regreta oozed out of bed like a comatose anaconda.<span style=""> </span>The first 24 hours of the morning were her worst.<span style=""> </span><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);"><span style=""><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);"><span style="">And so were the last. <span style=""> </span><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);"><span style=""><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);"><span style="">She snaked across the floor to the coffee machine under her bed.<span style=""> </span>She splashed a cupful on her blouse - though it would’ve been neater to drink it straight from the cup.<span style=""> </span>Slurping coffee off herself was awkward – especially with a furry tennis ball in her mouth.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);"><span style=""><span style=""> </span><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);"><span style="">The newspapers on the living room ceiling were piled down almost to the floor. Instead of reading them, Regreta read the tea-leaves in her underpants and found the news was really putrid. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);"><span style=""><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);"><span style="">What time was it?<span style=""> </span>Unfortunately, her hourglass had bottlenecked as the concrete inside it rock-hardened solid. <span style=""> </span><span style=""> </span>Thankfully, the loss of precision was more than made up for by the savings on batteries.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);"><span style=""><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);"><span style="">As night plumped down its big black rump on the town, Regreta drove her riding rug-mower up to the bar. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);"><span style=""><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);"><span style="">What to drink?<span style=""> </span>A bottle of Coke—or just the Coke itself? <span style=""> </span>She was really thirsty! <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);"><span style=""><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);"><span style="">She drove back to the sofa and took a huge gulp – barely getting the cushions down her gullet. <span style=""> </span><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);"><span style=""><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);"><span style="">When the bottle was empty, she marveled how the sofa had fit inside it in the first place.<span style=""> </span>(She was glad she had paid extra for a <i style="">liquid </i>sofa.)<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);"><span style=""><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);"><span style="">She snailed toward the bedroom, optimistically considered her body half-full of booze, not half empty. <span style=""> </span>Her strait-jacket fell up from to the ceiling as she crawled into bed.<span style=""> </span>She poured concrete into her nose and mouth to keep the booze from spilling out.<span style=""> </span><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);"><span style=""><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);"><span style="">Sleep would come, that was for sure, or maybe even the <i style="">big </i>sleep. She had made sure not to drink so little gin that she stayed conscious, and passed out before the concrete set. This was important to her; she didn’t want to be in control of herself or appear sane to any one of the thousands of roaches that might observe her. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);"><span style=""><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);"><span style="">Sleep did come, the late writhing sun found her at peace. It was the first time she’d made it through the same day twice in one 24-hour period.<o:p></o:p></span></p><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 102);"> </span>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10413980712880728173noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27731468.post-1148820319835836632010-03-14T14:45:00.000+01:002010-03-20T04:14:40.409+01:00qwurky<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.ipernity.com/doc/80210/6689260"><img src="http://u1.ipernity.com/13/92/60/6689260.fa14aa38.560.jpg" alt="Flyer with a drinking problem" border="0" height="560" width="468" /></a><br /></div><br /><a href="http://qwurky.blogspot.com/">FACT: there are no "real" lyrics to Beethoven's 5th Symphony nor to a 5th of Jim Beam!</a>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10413980712880728173noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27731468.post-1148655637779901492010-03-12T16:56:00.000+01:002011-12-06T14:01:02.772+01:00Intestinal gas—the subliminal seducer<div style="text-align: center;">
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<span class="ComicStyle"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">But remember: aroma wasn’t built in a day!<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10413980712880728173noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27731468.post-1148638194868891672010-03-10T12:06:00.000+01:002010-03-20T04:20:49.483+01:00This sends a message -- but to whom, wherm and whym?<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.ipernity.com/doc/80210/4234656"><img src="http://u1.ipernity.com/4/46/56/4234656.5a2037a3.560.jpg" alt="Correct cell-phone pose" border="0" height="560" width="314" /></a><br /></div><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%;"><span style="color:fuchsia;">Experience not only teaches us what not to do, but how to find workable methods of doing it too late - although, in the case of the Iraq war on Terror, this, of course does not apply, all other things being equal at this moment in time.<span style=""> </span><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%;"><span style="color:fuchsia;">That being said, The Decider is the ultimate judge of whatever I have not said here, which, incidentally, I have neither read nor understood.<span style=""> </span>Clear?<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%;"><span style="color:fuchsia;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%;"><span style="color:fuchsia;">Not to ME!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%;"><span style="color:fuchsia;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%;"><span style="color:fuchsia;">(And so, the battle for disease-free phone sex continues.<span style=""> </span>The only answer may be smoke signals, pending a congressional inquiry or very surprising breaking news about ENRON.)<o:p></o:p></span></p>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10413980712880728173noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27731468.post-11811320976082666522010-03-08T12:26:00.000+01:002010-03-20T04:24:05.163+01:00Qwurk, in the distant past<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.ipernity.com/doc/80210/6044403"><img src="http://u1.ipernity.com/12/44/03/6044403.19b16f48.560.jpg" alt="This is young qwurky at WORK" border="0" height="560" width="448" /></a><br /></div><br /><br />My recent photos, if you look at them along with this one prove it:<br /><br />If you look lousy enough early enough, with age you won't look all that much worse!<p></p>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10413980712880728173noreply@blogger.com0