This guy's got a finger just MADE for pointing at distant kites, dirty plates in the sink, and live-in roaches.
If I had a finger like that, my left ear would be free of wax right down to the medula oblongata!
Surely this is a famous person or a person who SHOULD be famous.
Of course you're asking the brand of the cigarette: well, it's one of the following:
A. George W Bush Commemorative Cigarette Butts
B. Fumes - The ciggy's for those who have been exhumed
C. Puffer Magic Dragon Multi-ended Filter-tips
D. "Rage" -- the ciggy's for people pissed-off with noisy toilets and life itself.
Send in your answers to the usual place and then, lie back and await your prize!Of course you're asking the brand of the cigarette: well, it's one of the following:
A. George W Bush Memorial Cigarette Butts
B. Fumes - The ciggy's for those who have been exhumed
C. Puffer Magic Dragon Multi-ended Filter-tips
D. "Rage" -- the ciggy's for people pissed-off with noisey toilets and life itself.
Send in your answers to the usual place and then, lie back and await your prize!
The Barcelona metro is perfect for taking photos like this -- providing you can get a couple of willing volunteers to model.
WAIT!
These two aren't MODELS! They're regular human beings and I just snuck the shot the way I usually do at the moment when they were doing what I imagine THEY usually do.
We concentrated on essentials simultaneously, she on hers, me on hers.
The story, as I see it:
1. She accidentally wears a blouse that’s scandalously low, and boobs that are scandalously high.
2. A friendly observer stares down her blouse to a depth of 1 foot in order to get a good view of the terrain.
3. Her boyfriend, LEFT, tries to murder the map-maker with a carefully-aimed stare.
4. A casual observer tries to tell me with his direct stare that I shouldn’t be taking photos.
5. The girl with the two fingers to her lip, gazing at the sheep-shaped clouds overhead is musing on the clods at ground level.
Do I see too much? Too little. What do you think?
Make joy your pal and live exquisitely great and real good and fulfilled!
Start now -- or leave it for some time when you really NEED to feel good for a genuinely jusifiable reason, if there IS such a thing for people like you!
JUST AS YOU SEEK JOY, JOY SEEKS YOU!
Look joy straight in the face. Say HELLO!
Make joy your pal and live exquisitely great and real good and fulfilled!
Start now -- or leave it for some time when you really NEED to feel good for a genuinely jusifiable reason, if there IS such a thing for people like you!
You hardly ever arrive AFTER your shadow does -- but that's what happened this time.
I was surprised and decided to catch its image for posterity.
Upon checking, I realized the shadow was TOTALLY NUDE, unlike me. But who cares? In a shadow, nudity isn't all that revealing.
I snapped this shot, one of the first I've taken in total blackness, and then went downstairs (because this happened on the roof of our building) and fell asleep.
In the morning and the dawn light, the shadow was still there, just like before.
-- And it's still there now.
-- But I'm at the computer, making this little story up for YOU.
Caught in an off moment, an important person speaks out.Caught in an off moment, an important person speaks out.
While Papa's distracted, Kong, his Great Dane, checks out the chances of getting some tail.
Kong, (center), checks out the tail (right) and its legs, body and bark, not to mention growl.
Having been washed in piping hot water, Kong shrank REAL BAD, so now he's outweighed and doesn't have a very long reach, either.
I rate his romantic chances as between lousy and hopeless, but his illusions great beyond measure.
Kong and almost every other dog, in my book, is TOTALLY GREAT, and not exhibitionist at all, though they usually travel in public TOTALLY NUDE.
More about Kong a future pictorial!
Someone realizing suddenly that he is not at ALL properly dressed for any occasion except love-making or a wash-down.
This guy's the definition of "lanky", and also of some other things that you might not want to know about.
Nevertheless, I liked the way he gangled, something like Don Quixote (but not so innocent!) or Ichabod Crane.
This is a guy with, as you see, lots of angles.
OK, so he doesn't have all that many fans, and those he does have may be off philosophizing by themselves.
Geniuses are often as alone as those who can't find a decent deodorant.OK, so he doesn't have all that many fans, and those he does have may be off philosophizing by themselves.
Geniuses are often as alone as those who can't find a decent deodorant.
The patient did NOT survive the operation! The surgeon (left) also does FREE autopsies, he tells me and he even made me an offer I couldn't refuse to refuse.
The eye on the right belongs to a horrified customer who I will not mention in this sentence.
See? I DIDN'T MENTION HER!The patient did NOT survive the operation! The surgeon (left) also does FREE autopsies, he tells me and he even made me an offer I couldn't refuse to refuse.
The eye on the right belongs to a horrified customer who I will not mention in this sentence.
See? I DIDN'T MENTION HER!
In case you couldn't read the picture: "A pair consisting of one object, halved, is smaller than either one of the pair of objects it would have been if, at first, it was two objects, or one, or even less than one!"
If you say, "of course!", to this, you may need treatment.
A sane person would ask the relationship between the philosopher on the grass and the words , but a wise person would know that there is something seriously wrong with anyone who would write such trash and would not seriously ask such questions.
Be wise!
The more up-to-date you are on world events, the worse.
Amazing the people you see on the metro and don't even notice until you take their photos so they won't catch you and won't think you're doing it because you can almost see their whole body as if it were TOTALLY NUDE!
Look! It's me, the grape second from the right!
They told us grapes we were just there to be bought, but, well, you know me!
